We’re taking control back for those of us who are supposed to suffer in silence when cats crap all over the place. Dog owners get fined so why are cat owners allowed to get away with it because of a strange quirk in UK law?

Dogs are getting blamed when sometimes it’s cats middening.

The cats are using our yards and gardens as their own personal toilets and just don’t take the hint when they’re not wanted.

Pussy poop carries just as many germs as dog poo and can cause toxoplasmosis which is dangerous for pregnant women and those with weak immune systems (my wife falls into both categories!)

Cat owners just say get a cat – I don’t want a cat and I most definitely don’t want to deal with cat shit. They wouldn’t be happy if I had a kebab and shit all over their lawns would they?

Cat owners don’t like anyone raising this problem and have excuse after excuse but at the end of the day they just don’t want the responsibility of a house cat and just want it elsewhere to do it’s business.